If You Can't Duck It...

As I was snooping around on Etsy: the Storque this morning I came across this lovely photo of duck tape. Who knew it came in all of these fantastic colors?!

I went to high school with a guy who always had duck tape with him. In his car. In his back pack. In his lunch-box. It was very strange. Anyways, his motto in life, if you can't tell from the title of this post was "If you can't duck it, f*ck it". Simple, yet surprisingly deep for a young country boy. I thought duck tape came in 2 colors, silver and camouflage.

My sister could have used the dark green duck tape when her window of her piece of shit car fell down and she had to tape it back up with silver duck tape. Ghetto.

There is actually a contest called Stuck at Prom where contestants make their own prom dress from nothing but Duck Tape! This sh*t is crazy yall!

Dear Blogger,

Why is it that when I just now get back into the swing of things, you decide to:

1.  Take FOREVER to upload a photo?
2. Screw up the layout on my last post and make me look like I have retarded typing skills? 
   

Why, I ask.

P.S. For the record, I have mad typing skills, when I am not in a hurry and I use spell check.

Project Runway's Christian Siriano

Although I don't get the Bravo Channel here in Bible Belt Alabama, I still have love for Christian Siriano, the winner of this season "Project Runway". Here he is in all of his

glory. I want him to be my best friend an make me fabulous things to wear.

Happy Birthday you Hot Mess Tranny!

Miss. J "America's Next Top Model"

Yesterday was my mother's _ _ birthday. She is the fiercest, hottest, tickity-tac tranny mess I have ever known! Happy Birthday Mom, get it girl! You can check out how fierce she really is here.

The lovely birthday cake my sister and I decorated for Mom. She LOVED it.